Finally, Someone with the Guts to Take on Siegfried and Roy
I’ve missed Steve Carell. Sure he’s popped up in a couple of movies here and there – Seeking a Friend for the End of the World being his most recent …
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Movie Review of OZ: From Now On I Only Travel By Tornado Balloon
Prequels are always inherently fighting an uphill battle. It’s not only that they have to live up to their behemoth predecessors – because let’s be honest, they don’t make prequels …
21 & Over Pays Tribute to The Hangover by Ruining just about Everything You Liked about The Hangover
Don’t be swayed by the inevitable comparisons this movie will get with The Hangover. It’s true, 21 & Over does share the same writing team. And frankly, it has the …
Dark Skies Movie Review: Man, Aliens Are Dicks!
Well, it was certainly the scariest iPhone commercial I’ve ever seen. Other than that though, Dark Skies is about as by-the-numbers a horror movie as you can find these day. …
Is It Weird That A Zombie Has Better Moves Than I Do?
Do you ever wonder if zombies have feelings? No, me neither. But some guy wrote a book about it and now it’s a movie. Yes, Warm Bodies is that quintessential …
Movie 43 Review: It’s Times Like These I Wish I Was The Food Critic
You know, I’ve seen plenty of movies where the only funny parts were planted in the trailer. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen one where actually watching the movie …
‘Mama’ Movie Review: “Insert Generic Yo Mama Joke Here”
Mama doesn’t reinvent the horror genre. But for a film dumped in the movie wasteland that is January you could do a lot worse. A lot worse. Mama has a …
Where in the World is Osama bin Laden?
Movie Review: Zero Dark Thirty, 4.5/5 Zero Dark Thirty starts, appropriately, with a caption – September 11, 2001. What follows is nothing more than a dark screen and the phone …
Brad Pitt Scores a Resounding Victory for Fans of Cynicism
So it turns out being a mob hitman is actually pretty banal. A lot of down time. Same goes for stick up artists. And getaway drivers too. Though I think …
A Movie About Lincoln Where He Doesn’t Kill Any Vampires? Weird but Okay…
I don’t know what the studio was thinking. Entrusting the story of one of the most beloved Presidents in history to an inexperienced director like Steven Spielberg. Or how about …