The Bowlcut: The Perfect Pet on a Student Budget
So, you’re in university. You’re living on your own for the first time, or the second time, or you’ve been on your own for a while now. The point is, …
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The Bowlcut: It Was the Best of Times, It Was the End of Times
How to Survive The Apocalypse With Your Humour Intact So the apocalypse is coming. This is not new news. Titles such as “The Rapture,” “The End Times,” “Doomsday,” and “The …
The Bowlcut: Every Day Extended to One Million Years as Election Season Begins in Earnest
It would seem that after an incredible four years of Trudeaumania and national unity, Canadians are faced with yet another Federal election. With the election uncomfortably close and terrifying in …
The Bowlcut: That One Guy Spotted Prowling Lecture Halls
Close your eyes, and go to your happy place. What do you see in this vision of momentary ecstasy? For me, it entails a calm wind blowing across an insurmountable …
The Bowlcut: [Redacted] and [Redacted] College Affiliates Clash on Faryon Bridge
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, BAVARIAN ALPS: Dearest readers, I am currently on the lam not only for a controversial investigative piece regarding the TCSA (more like Tea-CSA, am I right?) but also …
The Bowlcut: TCSA el Sindicato?
All in all, unions are the reason that we — as workers, students, taxpayers, and the people who make the world go ‘round — have rights. They are the last …
The Bowlcut: Area Man Really Uncomfortable Not Being the Center of Attention
March 8 marked the 44th annual International Women’s Day, a day that women around the world are invited to reflect on their place in society and culture. This, however, came …
The Bowlcut: Green School Pushes Reconciliation Agenda
Growing up in a largely rural country like Canada gives the average bumpkin unique experiences and a general appreciation for the outdoors and the pristine, untouched-by-settler-Canadians environment around us. This …
The Bowlcut: D.A.R.E. Trent to Resist
Let’s all be honest: weed is pretty ‘dope’ (as the kids would say). That objective fact seems to have filtered slowly into all aspects of our society. Yes, from tired …
The Bowlcut: Doug Ford to Cut Throats of Ontario Students Next
Doug Ford announced this morning, after reforming and slashing OSAP funding to thousands of Ontario students last week, that he would go ahead with his new cost-cutting idea and slash …